{"product_id":"brass-monkey-dumb-things-my-kid-said-tiny-diary","title":"Brass Monkey Dumb Things My Kid Said Tiny Diary","description":"\u003cp\u003eDUMB THINGS MY KID SAID TINY DIARY – Kids say the darndest (and dumbest) things—and now you have the perfect place to record every last one of them. This ridiculously small diary (just 2.75” x 3.75”) is made to capture all those hilarious, weird, and downright confusing quotes your little genius blurts out. With 112 gilded-edge pages, it’s like a time capsule for your kid’s finest moments of accidental comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVINTAGE-INSPIRED – Don’t be fooled by its innocent looks. This little book may resemble something sweet and nostalgic, but it’s ready to be weaponized with passive-aggressive poetry and ominous bullet points. The design is timeless, the energy is unhinged. We love that for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHIGH QUALITY – Featuring gold gilded edges, a sturdy cover, and 112 pages of premium paper, this pocket journal is as well-made as your next elaborate scheme. It’s petite, polished, and perfect for jotting down things no one should remember but you definitely will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePERFECT FOR GIFTING – Great for your most observant friend, your most chaotic sibling, or honestly… yourself. Whether they’re full of drama or just great at documenting it, this diary makes a hilarious and stylish gift. Bonus points if you pre-fill a few pages with cryptic notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBRASS MONKEY – We’re the perfect mix of kitschy and classy—think roadside souvenir meets art museum gift shop. At Brass Monkey, we design clever stuff for people with great taste and questionable judgment. This diary is no exception.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e7x10x.01cm\u003cbr\u003eMaterial Composition\u003cbr\u003eCloth\/Paper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ISALBI Independence Studios","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48998319227135,"sku":"9780735386952","price":19.99,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0058\/9552\/files\/i1kyyvrnpyx3r6oryfyp.png?v=1786514125","url":"https:\/\/ikoiko.co.nz\/products\/brass-monkey-dumb-things-my-kid-said-tiny-diary","provider":"Iko Iko ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}